Being a Man

I felt like being a man and blogging about sports for once.

The Chicago Blackhawks beat the Minnesota Wild by a convincing 4-0 margin.  That makes me happy.  I want the Blackhawks to win the Stanley Cup and give my ridiculous playoff beard meaning.  People will stop me in the street and be like:

"Hey, person with bad facial hair, why don't you shave your patchy beard?"

Then I'll be all like:

"My favorite National Hockey League team, the Chicago Blackhawks, are currently playing for the Stanley Cup championship.  This patchtastic combination of glue and pubic hair is meant to support their quest."

And they'll be all like,

"Oh, I too support that team's goal."

Unless they're from Detroit.  Then their car can burst into flames.