The difference between a sad clown and a happy one

 

It’s been said that women love a guy with a sense of humor.

In fact, I recently read in a Yahoo! Blog that the number one quality women look for in a mate is the ability to draw a laugh.

LIES!

Besides speaking from embittered personal experience, there is no evidence to support this misconception.

If this were true, wouldn’t clowns get laid more?

What’s funnier than a clown?

Big nose, big feet, big… well, you know.

Who wouldn’t want a clown?

Yet, ladies, how many clowns have you dated?

What’s your clown number?

None.

Maybe one… In college… while you were experimenting.

Some of the most eligible bachelors in history were clowns.  Daniel Rice, Bozo, John Wayne Gacy.  With names like that, why aren’t clowns considered sexy?

The fact is, women don’t know what they want.  They say they want a “nice” guy who’ll treat them “right.”  But, nine times out of ten, they’ll go home with that orange, spray-tanned, preppy douche bag that has a visor on, even though it’s dark out.

That’s the quickest way to turn a happy clown into a sad one.