Old people… You need to get off facebook.
Seriously. That’s my generation’s. This is how we rebel, by taking lewd pictures of ourselves and ruining our professional lives. Modern life is complicated, and facebook is a place where we can hide and assert our own identities. How would you like it if your parents started dropping acid and having guilt-free sex on the pill? You’d stop having all that fun because it wouldn’t be rebellion. Being young is about finding an identity different from your parents. That’s what disco was about. Remember? If you can… all those drugs you snorted in the Eighties might have affected something. You’ve already found your identity (Disco) and now you’re old and boring. I’m sorry, but it happens to all of us. I know you’re sad you couldn’t stay young forever. It’s not your fault. It’s only natural, like SARS or the Hanta Virus. It’s time for you to grow old gracefully by chain smoking, drinking heavily on weekdays and being overtly racist, like your parents. They wouldn’t have been the greatest generation if they didn’t know how to party.
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